.: if i were a bird

Nov 11, 2009

if i were a bird

if i were a bird,i would sing a song
and fly a long.

i would build a nest to rest.

i would go to good natured places with out any fares

i would go to my enemies abodes and frustrate them entire day.

i would become the beautiful queen of an intact sky.

i would fal in love with a fyn looking parot.

i would watch over my loved ones in my existence that one never knew.
i would knw the secrets of many things.

indeed,
i fainly wish to be a bird for half a day atleast

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